To satisfy the unrelenting hunger of the general public for Irish music videos, we present five new vidbits which were recorded in April. Go to the homepage of The Demerits and scroll down a ways.
Here, gentle reader, is the long-awaited story of my trip to Russia.
The flight from New York to Moscow is long: 9 or 10 hours. So one awaits ones seat neighbor with a certain anxiety. To my chagrin he was large, grumpy, and in need of the application of a firehouse to his person. To my delight he found a better seat and moved. Two seats to myself: Huzzah!
In the middle of the night, while failing to sleep on the plane, I went to the restroom to brush my teeth and discovered, after squeezing the tube out onto the toothbrush, that I had grabbed antibiotic gel instead of toothpaste out of my bag. Eeeew. Dodged a bullet there.
The sun never quite set that whole night. We were far enough north that one can more or less peek over the top of the earth and catch some sunlight from around the other side. The sun went down, created a nice sunset, and then just stayed like that for several hours. Then it popped back up as we were crossing Norway.
Mikhail Petukhov, who invited me to play this concert, met me at the Moscow airport with Olga, the artist manager for this concert venue. After a long taxi ride we arrived at an apartment which Mikhail keeps near the Tchaikovsky Conservatory. It is almost completely in the 19th century in its decor and vibe, as one would expect from him.
After three hours’ sleep I went over to the Conservatory, a five-minute walk. Mikhail checked out a key to the studio of Tatiana Nikolaeva, who had been his teacher. She was also the pianist for whom Shostakovich wrote much of his music.
The Tchaikovsky Conservatoire
Nikolaeva’s Studio
After four hours of practice (Mikhail went off to practice as well) we got something to eat and walked over to Red Square. The city is now swallowed by voracious consumerism. There are giant advertisement placards and glowing signs everywhere, supplanting the Soviet propaganda of the previous generation. But like the propaganda, they also aim to define what it means to be happy, to be Russian, and to be human.
There are extensive pedestrian tunnels running under the streets, which are probably useful considering the volume and aggressiveness of the traffic above. However, the tunnels are stuffy, gloomy, and dirty. At one point we encountered a rock band that had set up subterraneously, drumset and all, and had drawn a crowd of partying young Muscovites into the sinister world below the street.
Mr. Neuhaus thinks it over.
1892 grads included Rachmaninoff (PAXMAHNHOBb)
The next day I was given the studio of Heinrich Neuhaus. This is the room where Gilels and Richter were students, for crying out loud. For you non-pianistic civilians, that is a very big deal.
View from Conservatoire towards Kremlin
In the evening, another long walk around town, this time past the mighty Church of the Savior, which was destroyed by Stalin and later rebuilt brick for brick. Moscow looks really good by night.
Church of Christ the Savior
Mikhail and Me.
Kremlin and River.
The next day it was time to go to Yeysk. I was taken there by Olga the Manager, who very efficiently planned every taxi ride, meal, flight, etc. We sat in the Moscow airport and I wondered which plane we would take. I have always been a little afraid of Aeroflot but could see that they had nice new Boeing planes. Yet the shuttle took us past all the trustworthy planes and deposited us next to an old Soviet-era Tuplolev-134. Ohhhhhhhhh Kaaaaaaaay.
Actually it was fine…the plane only made contact with the ground when it was scheduled to do so.
Tupolev-134
Upon landing I realized we were on a military base, and I saw the bombers lined up on the tarmac just as they had appeared on the satellite picture. We were shooed onto a cattle-car thingy and driven off the base to a small building. Our luggage followed in (no kidding) a dump truck.
Yeysk is very pleasant and relaxed after Moscow. Even though it is a large city it never feels like one, because there are no highways or busy roads. It was mostly built in the 19th century, so the structures are typical of provincial Russia of that time.
Fountain in Yeysk
Typical houses in Yeysk
The concert was in the local Palace of Culture or Culture Center or whatever it is now called, which has a large theater of perhaps 600 seats. Just as I was warming up, a television crew appeared and it was announced that I was to be interviewed. An interpreter also showed up and someone clipped a microphone to my lapel. The last question was something about what I have to say to the People of Yeysk. Uhhhhh…Eat a balanced breakfast? Wait one hour before swimming?
Palace of Culture
Inside the theater
The piano was ox-like, in that its strength was more evident that its refinement. The audience was quite responsive and sometimes even vocal, and although they liked Rachmaninoff a lot, they liked the Piazzolla tangos the best. They did that magnificent rhythmic clapping at the end of the concert that is traditional in Russia.
Another TV crew conducted an interview after the concert; there are two stations in Yeysk, so I am assuming that I utterly dominated the news hour that night. He’s on every channel!
You can buy a glass of Kvas in the Yeysk market if you want.
The flight back to Moscow was not until afternoon, so Olga showed me some more of the city, as she is a native and quite proud of it. Eventually we got out to the end of the point of land on which Yeysk sits, and by which it juts into the Sea of Azov.
By the Sea of Azov
A glacier in Greenland, seen from the plane.
…is not the setting of a story but an actual place, to which my actual self is going this week. Actually.
My friend Mikhail Petukhov invited me to play a concert for a music festival they have in this city, so off I go, first to Moscow to visit Mikhail and practice for a few days, then way way way down to Yeysk. (Also spelled Yeisk and Eisk.)
Zoom out on the map and you can see that it is on the Sea of Azov, which is a sort of sidekick junior sea off the Black Sea, which is itself kind of Assistant Sea to the Mediterranean. Such is the hierarchy of the seas.
This is all assuming that I find my passport and visa in the mail on Monday morning. I filled out a three-page form to get a Russian visa, and they ask (among much else) whether you have any nuclear weapons skills.
What music does one play in Yeysk?
A sonata and toccata of Pietro Domenico Paradisi, to start. Four bodacious tunes from Rachmaninoff, to keep going. Two of my own transcriptions of tangos by the mighty Astor Piazzolla. Pause. Drink water. Mop brow. A sad and serious piece by Bach, transcribed for piano by Samuel Feinberg, and finally the monumental and vertiginous Chaconne in D minor by Mr. Bach, transcribed by Ferruccio Busoni. And assorted encores of widely varying artistic tonnage.
I will get some pictures and tell you stories of my adventures when I return.
The Ohio legislature has applied its governmental boot to the vulnerable fundament of the payday loan industry. The payday loan shops, which have been springing up like weeds (an apt comparison) in poor neighborhoods nationwide over the last few years, are nothing but loan sharking with a snazzy logo and a formica countertop.
Charging victims $15 for a loan of $100 for two weeks, the shops do not tell their prey that the annual percentage rate of those terms comes to 391%.
The new law limits interest rates to 28% annually, and the payday places are dropping like flies (also an apt comparison).
I would like to say a few things to the payday loan industry:
1. YOU SUCK. You knew exactly what you were doing when you set up in those poor neighborhoods, enticing folks into unpayable and ever-increasing debt. You are evil. You are criminal. You make the world worse everyday by getting up and going to work.
2. HA HA. You lose. Your stock prices are plunging and you are losing a fortune. 1,600 of your debt traps will close in August in Ohio. It is so beautiful when evil is brought to justice.
Read the full story here.
Howdy, folks. Just so’s you know, our new CD “Made from Scratch” is on iTunes as well as CD Baby. They even give you these cool buttons. Look what happens if you click them…
Yep. “Made from Scratch” is up on CD Baby, both as CDs and mp3 downloads.
What we got here is a vid from St. Patrick’s, in which The Demerits mix a trad favorite with some heavy metal tunes.
This was, of course, the rollicking annual St. Patrick’s gig, and we were joined by past guitarists Ben Kibbe and Chris Brubaker. Nice big hoot fun.
Here is a vid for you, filmed by the steady (?) hand of my son Christian. The tunes are Brian Boru’s March, The Key to the Convent, The Earl’s Chair, and Drag Her Round the Road.
In other music news, we have preliminary artwork selected for the CD, and it’s right purdy. Designed by the one and only Dave Sizemore. See example above.
The Demerits’ new CD “Made from Scratch” is now in production and will be released on April 10 at a super fun CD Release Party Concert Event and Tupperware Show. Advance orders are now open. Why order in advance, you ask? Excellent question.
Two reasons:
Reason Number One: You’ll get the CD five bucks cheaper. Saving money = good.
Reason Number B: You will help The Demerits fund the project. Helping = good.
To order, go therefore to this website do all that is written therein:
http://people.cedarville.edu/employee/johnmortensen/demerits.htm
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The Demerits function under the austere governance and draconian whims of the Department of Music and Art.
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Once again The Demerits will take to the Hive and play a gig. This is one is Tuesday 5 February at 9 pm. The official approved authoritative announcement reads as follows:
Tuesday 5 February at 9 pm in The Hive:
THE DEMERITS will get down and boogie. (Boogey? Bügie? Mental note: spell check that)
It is time rebuke these ugly days of winter by playing a whole mess of Irish and American roots music, and no one is equipped to do that like The Demerits. They have all the right equipment for meteorological rebuking. If there is any meteorological rebuking equipment which The Demerits don’t have, it is either unnecessary meteorological rebuking equipment, or else it’s on back order and they will probably have it by next Tuesday anyway.
Tickets are $85,000 in advance or twenty million dollars at the door. No, we don’t expect to sell a lot. We don’t need to. Just one.
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The Demerits are affiliated, in a soap opera emotional roller coaster on again off again kind of way, with the Department of Music and Art.
Academic Disclaimer:
The Higher Education Research Institute has placed The Demerits on probation as “of questionable academic value”; The Demerits have placed the Higher Education Research Institute on probation as “more boringer than wet leaves”.
In other news, the group has been rehearsing quite a lot in preparation for the next recording. The CD will be called “Made from Scratch” because we are going to record most of it in our kitchen. Is that not a cool idea? Yes. It is a cool idea.
A design contest is underway among the graphic design majors, and as usual their ideas are diverse and sundry. We hope to have a preliminary design chosen within a week or so.
Also, I have bought me self a blackwood Irish flute. After obsessive and extensive online reading and listening, I chose a Copley and Boegli flute, mainly because they sound wonderful, but also because the maker lives here in Ohio. Buy local and stick it to the empire!
